TAKE THE STAGE
AUDITIONS AT STAINED GLASS
Stained Glass Playhouse welcomes performers from throughout our community to become part of the stories we bring to the stage. Whether you’re an experienced performer or considering an audition for the first time, we invite you to discover upcoming opportunities at SGP.
UPCOMING AUDITION
NO KIDDING
NEXT PRODUCTION
NO KIDDING
Production dates
February 5–21, 2027
Performance schedule
Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30 PM · Sundays at 3 PM
AUDITION DETAILS
AUDITION DATES
November 16 & 17, 2026
AUDITION TIMES
7-9PM
LOCATION
Stained Glass Playhouse
ROLES / CHARACTER INFORMATION
Calvin Rogers: A middle-class professional and father of the fictional “Claire.” An everyday man caught up in an increasingly complicated situation. Playing upper 20s to 30s.
Sandra Rogers: Calvin’s wife and the voice of reason. The mature, levelheaded member of the family. Playing upper 20s to 30s. Calvin’s wife.
Todd Maybrie: Calvin’s nephew, approximately 10 years old. Loud and obnoxious, he eventually begins to believe Claire is real. 10 yr old range.
Wayne Maybrie: Todd’s father, Sandra’s brother, and Calvin’s brother-in-law. Not especially bright, with a macho streak. Playing upper 20s to 30s. Sandra’s brother and father of a 10-yr old.
Jenny Finch: A child actor/model, approximately 12 years old. The picture-perfect child, without the talent. 12 yr old range.
Jessica Finch: Jenny’s mother. A determined stage mom. Stage mom playing upper 20s to 30s. She is the mom of a 12-year-old and will pretend to be Calvin’s wife.
Monique Smith: An attractive, professional theme park public relations agent and marketing executive. Playing upper 20s to 30s. Wayne is attracted to her.
Jeff Jones: A theme park photographer whose over-the-top foolishness allows him to wander through the house unnoticed. Playing 30s up to 50s.
Chris Gentry: A truant officer who understands what is happening but plays along until the right moment. May be played by an actor of any gender. Male or female. Should be the oldest of the cast up to the 60s.
WHAT TO PREPARE
You be reading from the sides. So, there is nothing needed to prepare. Just cold readings from the script.
We will accept video auditions. If callbacks are necessary, they must be available.
Callbacks will be Wednesday.11/18/2026
For the boy and girl, who must be able to play around 10 years old.
CONTACT / INFORMATION
For questions email info@stainedglassplayhouse.org
HOW AUDITIONS WORK
Every production is different. Always follow the information posted for the specific show, and use this overview as a general guide.
BEFORE YOU AUDITION
Review the production information, available roles, and audition requirements listed above. Complete the online audition registration form before arriving at Stained Glass Playhouse. Be sure to follow any specific preparation instructions provided for the production.
AT THE AUDITION
Follow the preparation instructions for that particular production. Requirements may vary depending on whether the production is a play or musical.
AFTER THE AUDITION
Casting information and next steps will be communicated according to the process established for that production.
NEW TO STAINED GLASS?
You don’t have to be a longtime member of Stained Glass Playhouse to audition. Our productions bring together people from across the community, and every show offers another opportunity to become part of the Playhouse.
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